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"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen." – Kin Hubbard "A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen." - Kin Hubbard
"Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving." – Mike Connolly "Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving." - Mike Connolly
Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving -- that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?
Greg Behrendt: I Love to Eat I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Kin Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Kin Hubbard