Quotes :

Jeff Dunham: Walter’s Beautiful Wife Walter: I married a petite, young beautiful thing. She was eventually eaten by the woman I live with now.
"Do I love you because you’re beautiful, or are you beautiful because I love you? Am I making believe I see in you, a woman too perfect to be really true? Do I want you because you’re wonderful, or are you wonderful because I want you? Are you the sweet invention of a lover’s dream, or are you really as beautiful as you seem?" – Oscar Hammerstein II "Do I love you because you're beautiful, or are you beautiful because I love you? Am I making believe I see in you, a woman too perfect to be really true? Do I want you because you're wonderful, or are you wonderful because I want you? Are you the sweet invention of a lover's dream, or are you really as ...
"The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs." – Marlene Dietrich "The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs." - Marlene Dietrich
"A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble" – Voltaire "A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble" - Voltaire
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." – Carl Gustav Jung "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." - Carl Gustav Jung