« Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. » – Dan Castellaneta
- "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little… "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close." - Dan Castellaneta
- "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say… "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." - Dan Castellaneta
- "Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the… "Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. The resentment of the weak does not spring from any injustice done to them but from the sense of their inadequacy and impotence. They hate not wickedness but weakness. When it is in their power to do so, the weak destroy weakness wherever they see it." - Eric Hoffer
- "You have two choices in life. You either focus on your "You have two choices in life. You either focus on your strength to thrive or your weakness that lower your chances to survive..." - Philip T. M.