An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Quotations by Fred A. Allen

Other quotes and quotations :

• Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. Fred A. Allen
• I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin. Fred A. Allen
• A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on. Fred A. Allen
• I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. Fred A. Allen
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred A. Allen
• Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred A. Allen
• The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred A. Allen
• The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand. Fred A. Allen
• Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. Fred A. Allen
• The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred A. Allen