"And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." – Spike Milligan | Quotes of the day

"And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." – Spike Milligan

19Jul2010 In : Quotes of the day
Author : Frédérick Jézégou

“And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.” – Spike Milligan

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Bible Verse of the Day – John 3:20-21

Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.