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"I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood." – Bill Watterson
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Nobody ever died of laughter. -Beerbohm, Sir Max
Nobody ever died of laughter. -Beerbohm, Sir Max
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People who do not know how to laugh are always pompous and self-conceited. -Thackeray, William M.