Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
Quotations by Woody Allen

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• My one regret in life is that I’m not someone else. Woody Allen
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• I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look. Woody Allen
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• I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. Woody Allen