Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.
Quotations by Ogden Nash

Other quotes and quotations :

• Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash
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• Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. Ogden Nash
• The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. Ogden Nash
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• Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash
• How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! Ogden Nash
• Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash
• Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. Ogden Nash
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash