“I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?” – Carol Burnett
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"I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?" – Carol Burnett
"I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?" – Carol Burnett
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