“I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.” – Groucho Marx
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"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." – Groucho Marx
"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." – Groucho Marx
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