“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you.” – Jack Handy
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"I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you." – Jack Handy
"I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you." – Jack Handy
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