If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all. -Dangerfield, Rodney
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If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all. -Dangerfield, Rodney
If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all. -Dangerfield, Rodney
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