If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Quotations by Woody Allen

Other quotes and quotations :

• If you don’t fail now and again, it’s a sign you’re playing it safe. Woody Allen
• I am at two with nature. Woody Allen
• I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look. Woody Allen
• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Woody Allen
• My one regret in life is that I’m not someone else. Woody Allen
• I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
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• It shows exactly what you can do if you’re a total psychotic. Woody Allen
• Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen
• Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen