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Brian Regan: New Baby Greeting Cards They have a section called, 'New Baby.' I don't think you need the word 'new.' They'd have to clear up confusion. 'Do you have an Old Baby section? 'Cause my friend's had a baby, and I let time get away from me, and he's 12.'
Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures. Jessamyn West Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures.Books - ReadingQuotations by Jessamyn West
T.J. Miller: Holding a Baby This woman wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, don't bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if I'm drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar.
I have done more harm by the falseness of trying to please than by the honesty of trying to hurt. Jessamyn West I have done more harm by the falseness of trying to please than by the honesty of trying to hurt.TruthQuotations by Jessamyn West
a woman and a baby on a bus a woman and a baby on a bus A woman boarded a city bus, proudly holding her newborn baby. The bus driver peeked in at the baby's face and said, "I have to say that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." Completely offended, the woman slammed her money into the fare box and took a ...