In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. -Mark Twain
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. -Mark Twain
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. -Mark Twain
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