Jeff Melvoin
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Letterman, Elmer G.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. Letterman, Elmer …
"Estate agents. You can’t live with them, you can’t live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you’re put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There’s only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you’d be mad not to loathe them." – Stephen Fry
“Estate agents. You can’t live with them, you can’t live with them. The first sign of these nasty …
Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion. -Pascal, Blaise
Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion. -Pascal, Blaise
"One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star." – G. K. Chesterton
“One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star.” – …
W. Edwards Deming
The average American worker has fifty interruptions a day, of which seventy percent have nothing to do with …
Mignon McLaughlin
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
The friendship that can cease has never been real. -St. Jerome
The friendship that can cease has never been real. -St. Jerome
We must not let daylight in upon the magic. -Walter Bagehot
We must not let daylight in upon the magic. -Walter Bagehot
Francis Edwards
“All’s fair in love and war.” Francis Edwards quotes
We can scarcely hate anyone that we know. -Hazlitt, William
We can scarcely hate anyone that we know. -Hazlitt, William