I’m not saying older women are sluttier; I’m just saying, an older woman isn’t gonna make you wait ’til three in the morning ’cause she’s got sh*t to do the next day. She’ll probably have you done by 10. She’s got a meeting to get up for. Heck, if she has kids, you might get to leave with one of those cool Lunchables boxes — get yourself a little snack pack for all the work you put in.
John Heffron: Older Women
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