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Gordon Atkinson
“Knowing that there is worse pain doesn’t make present pain hurt any less.” Gordon Atkinson quotes
"The first draft of anything is shit" – Ernest Hemingway
“The first draft of anything is shit” – Ernest Hemingway
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Keller, Helen
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Keller, Helen