Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. -Benjamin Franklin
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. -Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. -Benjamin Franklin
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