“Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.”
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Set your target and keep trying until you reach it. -Hill, Napoleon
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History repeats itself. Historians repeat each other. -Guedalla, Philip
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To oblige persons often costs little and helps much. -Baltasar Gracian
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Successful crimes alone are justified. -Dryden, John
Successful crimes alone are justified. -Dryden, John
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person -Mumford, Ethel Watts
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"An open enemy is better than a false friend" – Greek proverb
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