“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.” – Dave Barry
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"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators." – Dave Barry
"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators." – Dave Barry
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