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Brendon Walsh: WMD Penis My last girlfriend used to call my penis what I thought was a big, powerful, scary nickname. She was calling it a 'weapon of mass destruction.' Sounded cool, but then I found out she was calling it that because she thought my penis was really hard to find.
Mike Vecchione: Look Like a Cop I was dating this girl; she's like, 'Mike, you look so much like a cop, why don't you just become a cop?' I'm like, 'I respect the police, I just couldn't wear a uniform to work every day.' And she's like, 'Why don't you just become an undercover cop?' I was like, 'Well, I hate to point out the obvious ...
Owen Benjamin: Public Restrooms for Guys It's not an enjoyable place. We get a urinal; we don't get real estate. It's a little, creepy urinal, right? Ladies, you know what it feels like in the elevator when you're in complete silence with a bunch of strangers? Now put your penis in your hand.
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. Oscar Wilde A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.FacesQuotations by Oscar Wilde
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. -Wilde, Oscar A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. -Wilde, Oscar