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I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. Walter Matthau I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.ListeningQuotations by Walter Matthau
I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field. Walter Payton I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field.Quotations by Walter Payton
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan Swift The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.DoctorsQuotations by Jonathan Swift
Walter Matthau "I'm number 10 at the box office. Right under Barbra Streisand. Can you imagine being under Barbra Streisand? Get me a bag. I may throw up." Walter Matthau quotes
Anthony Jeselnik: Gift for Who? A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'