“No. I’m not going to be your monkey.” – Jon Stewart
"No. I’m not going to be your monkey." – Jon Stewart
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He who has never hoped can never despair. -George Bernard Shaw
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“Keller had a big game. It was someone we didn’t really plan on.” – Jason Hanson
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