Quotes :

Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'
John Heffron: Older Women I'm not saying older women are sluttier; I'm just saying, an older woman isn't gonna make you wait 'til three in the morning 'cause she's got sh*t to do the next day. She'll probably have you done by 10. She's got a meeting to get up for. Heck, if she has kids, you might get to leave with one of ...
"She’s always there for me when I need her; She’s my best friend; she’s just my everything." – Ashley Olsen "She's always there for me when I need her; She's my best friend; she's just my everything." - Ashley Olsen
Jeff Dunham: How Women Age Jeff Dunham: Walter, your wife is a lovely woman. Walter: She's getting old. Jeff Dunham: Well, you know, they say that women age like fine wine. Walter: She's aging like milk.
"Don’t tell a woman she’s pretty; tell her there’s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you" – Jules Renard "Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you" - Jules Renard