Uncle claims that if he files his income tax wrong he’ll go to jail, and if he files it right he’ll go to the poor house.
Nonnee Coan quotes
- "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a… "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." - Henry Youngman
- Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys.… Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys. -Joseph Conrad
- Alan Shapiro For a while she'd exist in that peculiar stage in her recovery in which she'd be too strong for the hospital, yet too weak for the world, able to repossess her body only enough to feel again the claims of those who loved and needed her, but not enough to feel that she could satisfy those claims. Alan Shapiro quotes
- "We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS,… "We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail." - Dave Barry