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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. W. C. Fields You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water. Thomas L. Masson Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas L. Masson
The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor. Sir William Temple The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor.AbstinenceQuotations by Sir William Temple