“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.” – G. Weilacher
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"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." – G. Weilacher
"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." – G. Weilacher
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