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John Wessling: Dad’s Fault Dad hates that I'm a stand-up comic, but it's his fault. He did the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life: did the splits getting out of the shower. Let that sink in. Fat man, wet floor -- people, I can't write a joke better than that.
And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse. William Shakespeare And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.ExcusesQuotations by William Shakespeare
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it’s their fault. Henry Kissinger The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.Bores and BoredomQuotations by Henry Kissinger
A great revolution is never the fault of the people, but of the government. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe A great revolution is never the fault of the people, but of the government.Revolutions and RevolutionariesQuotations by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Many people are capable of doing a wise thing, more a cunning thing, but very few a generous thing. Alexander Pope Many people are capable of doing a wise thing, more a cunning thing, but very few a generous thing.GenerosityQuotations by Alexander Pope