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They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving They who drink beer will think beer.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Washington Irving
Russia Says Beer Is Not a Foodstuff Thanks to a new law, in 2013, Russia will begin classifying beer as alcohol and not as food. Until now, Russia has considered any beverage containing less than 10 percent alcohol a "foodstuff," meaning beer's sale was not restricted to specific stores and it could be sold at any time of day or night. Over the past decade, beer sales ...
compliments at the bar compliments at the bar A businessman walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around, he saw that the bar was empty, except the bartender who was all the way at the other end of the bar. The ...
They who drink beer will think beer. -Irving, Washington They who drink beer will think beer. -Irving, Washington
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’ " – Jack Handey "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is ...