Car dealerships are the craziest. These people throw a party. Did you ever notice that? They get the streamers out. They got balloons up like they’re conducting weather experiments or something. They got the search lights out there like Batman’s gonna show up and apply for credit. They’re giving away free hot dogs like it’s no big deal. ‘Yeah, I’ll take a $25,000 automobile if you throw in a hot dog. You bet I will.’
Ryan Hamilton: Crazy Car Dealerships
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