“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” – Muhammad Ali

“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.” – Pope Paul VI

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday” – Paris Hilton

“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“They gave it me . . . for an un-birthday present.” – Lewis Carroll

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost

“Yesterday, it was my birthday I hung one more year on the line I should be depressed My life’s a mess But I’m Having A Good Time…” – Paul Simon