« Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the day » – Ann Landers

« A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. » – Hugh Sidey

« Humor comes from self-confidence. » – Rita Mae Brown

« Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously. » – Arland Ussher

« A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road. » – Henry Ward Beecher

« When humor goes, there goes civilization. » – Erma Bombeck

« The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. » – Mark Twain

« He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor. » – Bill Bryson

« It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. » – George F. Burns

« Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things » – George Carlin