« The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him » – Helen Rowland

« Among men and women, those in love do not always announce themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones who weep when you’re gone. Who miss you every single night, especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and the ground so very cold. » – Alice Hoffman

« Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. » – Groucho Marx

« So many men, so little time. » – Mae West

« I don’t like compliments, and I don’t see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn’t mean » – Oscar Wilde

« Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. » – Katharine Hepburn

« Men are all alike–except the one you’ve met who’s different. » – Mae West

« Men are easy to get but hard to keep. » – Mae West

« Contact with a high-minded woman is good for the life of any man » – Henry Vincent

« Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly » – Thomas C. Haliburton