“Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.” – Richard J. Needham

“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” – Robin Williams

“She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.” – Oscar Wilde

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” – Brendan Francis

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” – Aristotle Onassis

“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice.” – Bill Cosby

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Woodrow Wyatt

“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.” – Chauncey Depew

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – Mae West

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” – Groucho Marx