When I go to events and concerts, there’s a lot of people that yell ‘Woo!’ or ‘Yeah!’ when they like something. I like to be more specific when I yell things out. I like to, like — when I’m at a concert I like to yell out things like: ‘The way you play your music ...

I’m not saying older women are sluttier; I’m just saying, an older woman isn’t gonna make you wait ’til three in the morning ’cause she’s got sh*t to do the next day. She’ll probably have you done by 10. She’s got a meeting to get up for. Heck, if she has kids, you might get ...

Car dealerships are the craziest. These people throw a party. Did you ever notice that? They get the streamers out. They got balloons up like they’re conducting weather experiments or something. They got the search lights out there like Batman’s gonna show up and apply for credit. They’re giving away free hot dogs like it’s ...

I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, ‘Hey, hey — why don’t you try making four beats a day for two summers?’ What a ...