“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
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"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time" – Friedrich Nietzsche
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time" – Friedrich Nietzsche
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