The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
Quotations by Ogden Nash

Other quotes and quotations :

• Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. Ogden Nash
• Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. Ogden Nash
• The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. Ogden Nash
• Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash
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• How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! Ogden Nash
• I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. Ogden Nash
• Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash
• Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. Ogden Nash