The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Quotations by Erma Bombeck

Other quotes and quotations :

• Erma Bombeck
• I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. Erma Bombeck
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck
• It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
• Never accept a drink from a Urologist. Erma Bombeck
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
• Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide. Erma Bombeck
• It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Erma Bombeck
• Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck
• Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason. Henry Fielding