“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.” – Charles Pierce
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"The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m." – Charles Pierce
"The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m." – Charles Pierce
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