There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. Joan Rivers

Quotes November 23, 2008

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Comedy and Comedians
Quotations by Joan Rivers

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed. Anthony Powell

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.Age and AgingQuotations by Anthony Powell

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not …

Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.Age and AgingQuotations by Edward Hoagland

Nature never says one thing and wisdom another.NatureQuotations by (Decimus Junius Juvenalis) Juvenal

From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.TruthQuotations by Sigmund Freud

The lovesick, the betrayed, and the jealous all smell alike.SmellsQuotations by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

One brave deed makes no hero.Heroes and HeroismQuotations by John Greenleaf Whittier

There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.MindQuotations by Samuel Johnson

Science knows only one commandment — contribute to science.Science and ScientistsQuotations by Bertolt Brecht

Whatever you are, be a good one.GreatnessQuotations by Abraham Lincoln