Quotes :

Steve Lacy "I think it is in collaboration that the nature of art is revealed." Steve Lacy quotes
"The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take." – C. Northcote Parkinson "The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take." - C. Northcote Parkinson
Jeff Dunham: Achmed’s Son Jeff: How do you not know who his mother is? Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered. Jeff: How'd you tell them apart? Achmed: The numbers on their backs. Jeff: That's terrible. Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers.
"I have been here over 20 years, and every year we get calls about fireworks. We will go out and issue citations and confiscate fireworks." – Carl Duke "I have been here over 20 years, and every year we get calls about fireworks. We will go out and issue citations and confiscate fireworks." - Carl Duke
Jeff Dunham: Coffee as a sex-enhancer? Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee is good for your sex life. Jeff Dunham: Oh, and is it? Walter: No. It kept me awake for the whole damn thing. I actually had to participate!