Jamie Kennedy: New York Pizza I'm like, 'Hey, Phil, this is pretty good pizza'. He's like, 'Pft. It's not like a piece of New York pizza. You wanna call that piece of cracker with some cheese and some tomato juice on it a piece of pizza, go 'head. In New York, we got pieces of pizza a foot wide, five inches thick, whole tomatoes on ...
Jeff Dunham: Achmed’s Son Jeff: How do you not know who his mother is?
Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff: How'd you tell them apart?
Achmed: The numbers on their backs.
Jeff: That's terrible.
Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers.
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