“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
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"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income." – Chi Chi Rodriguez
"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income." – Chi Chi Rodriguez
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