“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself." – Ethel Barrymore
"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself." – Ethel Barrymore
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