Quotes :

Lewis Black: All the Candy Corn Ever Made The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason -- all of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
"These are very desperate conditions that we’re in now. These are the wrong conditions for the use of fireworks of any kind under any circumstances." – Gary Young "These are very desperate conditions that we're in now. These are the wrong conditions for the use of fireworks of any kind under any circumstances." - Gary Young
Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost -- like, a penny and a half? An apple's like 15 cents? Anybody here bought a Mach 3 replacement cartridge recently? They're so expensive, they don't even keep them on the shelf. You ...
"I have been here over 20 years, and every year we get calls about fireworks. We will go out and issue citations and confiscate fireworks." – Carl Duke "I have been here over 20 years, and every year we get calls about fireworks. We will go out and issue citations and confiscate fireworks." - Carl Duke
"It’s part of tradition to have fireworks for July Fourth and New Year’s, so it’s just really difficult to get people to stop using fireworks." – Randy Jenkins "It's part of tradition to have fireworks for July Fourth and New Year's, so it's just really difficult to get people to stop using fireworks." - Randy Jenkins