When I go to events and concerts, there’s a lot of people that yell ‘Woo!’ or ‘Yeah!’ when they like something. I like to be more specific when I yell things out. I like to, like — when I’m at a concert I like to yell out things like: ‘The way you play your music makes me feel good inside!’
Zach Galifianakis: Specific Enthusiasm
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