“A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.”
“…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
“Women and men have to fight together to change society – and both will benefit… Partnership, not dependence, is the real romance in marriage.”
“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”
“The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.”
“When love is gone, there’s always justice./ And when justice is gone, there’s always force./ And when force is gone, there’s always Mom./ Hi, Mom!”
“I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'”
“If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.”
“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
“I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.”
“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.”
“The only joy in the world is to begin.”
“Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.”
“Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.”
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“But be, as you have been, my happiness…”
“Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else.”
“Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, …