Chris Rapier
“I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn’t interest me.” Chris Rapier quotes
Year: 2009
Charlie Chaplin
“In the end, everything is a gag.” Charlie Chaplin quotes
Kahlil Gibran
“Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.'” Kahlil Gibran quotes
Larry McMurtry
“Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.” Larry McMurtry quotes
Leo Rosten
“I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.” Leo Rosten quotes
Paul Tillich
“Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.” Paul Tillich quotes
Isabel Colegate
“It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one’s thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with …
Jean Shinoda Bolen
“I think people don’t place a high enough value on how much they are nurtured by doing whatever it is that totally absorbs them.” Jean …
Martin Luther King Jr.
“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.” Martin Luther King Jr. quotes
Jenny Bicks
“The fact is, sometimes it’s hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make …
Matt Milby
“My life is like a zombie movie! I survive game after game after game, but the football just keeps coming! The only way to stop …
Tom Wilson
“These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.”
Jay Leno
“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
Ruth Benedict
“The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and …
Dan Zadra
“Worry is a misuse of imagination.”
Cory Doctorow
“Abnormal is so common, it’s practically normal.”
Berthold Auerbach
“Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.”
Chris Evert
“If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you …
Dorothy Gilman
“If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel – nothing at all. The best things arrive …
John Clarke
“Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?”
Vicomte de Chateaubriand
“You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.”
John D. Rockefeller
“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.”
Michael McClary
“Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called ‘rain’.”
Rodney Carrington
“You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.”
Irving Berlin
“The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You’ve …
Amy Vanderbilt
“Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.”
Patrick Young
“The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on …
Victor Borge
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
William Safire
“Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Thomas Berger
“Why do writers write? Because it isn’t there.”
William H. Sheldon
“Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.”
Miles Davis
“My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something creative to do with my life.”
Peter Minard
“Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in …
Stephen King
“Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.”
Cindy Gardner
“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.”
Christopher Hampton
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.”
Jeph Jacques
“You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.”
Rene Descartes
“The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.”
The Talmud
“Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you…and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or …