“Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.” – Lao Tzu
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board” – Mark Twain
“Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn’t?” – Steven Wright
“The really unhappy person is the one who leaves undone what they can do, and starts doing what they don’t understand; no wonder they come …
“Life, misfortunes, isolation, abandonment, poverty, are battlefields which have their heroes; obscure heroes, sometimes greater than the illustrious heroes” – Victor Hugo
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t …
“It’s no good being nice and young and naive. There’s no good in that at all. You’ve got to do it all yourself, and you’ve …
“The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart” – Helen Keller
“Be yourself. The world worships the original.” – Ingrid Bergman
“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.” – Oscar Wilde
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals” – Clarence Darrow
“Tequila: medicine with teeth.” – Sadee Whip
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” – Henry Ford
“The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action” – Oscar Wilde
“Space Invaders proved so addictive that it not only inaugurated an entire video game paradigm, it caused a nationwide coin shortage in Japan” – Chris …
“If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as …
“The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary. rather tiresomely addicted to dressing himself up as Handel or Beethoven and making a prolonged …
“To regard the imagination as metaphysics is to think of it as part of life, and to think of it as part of life is …
“One who comes to the Court must come to adore, not to protest. That’s the new gloss on the 1st Amendment.” – William Orville Douglas
“The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain, to show them that we love them, not when …
“Don’t come crawlin’ to a man for love–he likes to get a run for his money.” – Mae West
“Money won’t make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar
“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” – Aldous Huxley
“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa of Calcutta
“Even the upper end of the riverbelieves in the ocean.” – William Stafford
“While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century …
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and …
“The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.” – Frank A. Clark
“Recess is always a possibility.” – Chistopher Hill
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” – Harry S Truman
“If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future” – Winston Churchill
“The only journey is the one within.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
“Get married, but never to a man who is home all day” – George Bernard Shaw
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” – Winston Churchill
“The secret of success is constancy of purpose.” – Benjamin Disraeli
“You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.” – Yogi Berra
“There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.” – Clare Boothe Luce
“There’s nothing wrong with anger provided you use it constructively.” – Wayne Dyer
“The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson